Friday, November 4, 2011

Jayfah & Fateh =)

Situation 1:

Jayfah:Ni la pengajaran sbb suke cubit aku.
Fateh:Ampun nenek.Ampun nenek!!

Situation 2:

Fateh:Abg nk buat facial muka.Kasi cantik-cantik tau.
Jayfah:Bisa di atur dong.Pampersku mampu menarik segala kotoran di mukamu.
Fateh:Waduh-waduh.Nape baunya busuk amat ni.Ade kaler coklat gitu terkluar dari pampersmu.Busuk banget.
Jayfah:Itulah yg aku kata td dong.Masker asli.Masih panas lagi.Nyum3 =p

Situation 3:

Fateh:Hahahhaha.Im speechless.You're damn pro in massaging.Im sooo impressed.Heaven!!!
Jayfah:Owh sir,this is just the stating.I'll show u my skill by cracking ur both legs,flip ur whole body just like the way i did to my previous customer.Trust me.I'll straightly send u to heaven my dear value customer.
Fateh:What????(speechless again)

Situation 4:

Jayfah:I'll show u the best way to cover ur huge forehead Fateh.
Fateh:Ohhhh really.Show me how?(excited)
Jayfah:Just by putting my left feet ontop of ur forehead will cover everything.See,no more huge look forehead kan Fateh??
Fateh:Hampeh.Kalo mcm tu aku pon boleh buat.No need to show it how.(disappointed)

Atiey M
=)